Key Takeaways:
- The year has seen numerous instances of buffoonery from public figures, including MPs, judges, CEOs, and ministers.
- Several individuals have been accused of misconduct, including sexual harassment, corruption, and lying under oath.
- The Madlanga commission of inquiry has exposed the extent to which clowns are or have been in charge of cities and government institutions.
- The list of contenders for "mampara of the year" includes Selby Mbenenge, Nobuhle Nkabane, Tebogo Malaka, Senzo Mchunu, Bheki Cele, John Steenhuisen, Brown Mogotsi, Imogen Mashazi, Julius Mkhwanazi, and Donald Trump.
- The public is invited to vote for the "mampara of the year" from the list of contenders.
Introduction to the Mampara of the Year
As the year comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the individuals who have made headlines for all the wrong reasons. The "mampara of the year" award is a tongue-in-cheek recognition of the public figures who have demonstrated exceptional levels of buffoonery, corruption, and misconduct. This year’s list of contenders is long and distinguished, featuring a range of individuals from various fields, including politics, law, and government.
The Contenders
The first contender is Selby Mbenenge, the Eastern Cape High Court judge president who was accused of sexual harassment and made astounding excuses for his behavior, including blaming his Xhosa culture. Next up is Nobuhle Nkabane, the former higher education and training minister who made controversial appointments and lied to parliament on multiple occasions. Tebogo Malaka, the CEO of the Independent Development Trust, is also in the running after being caught on video offering a bribe to an investigative journalist. Other contenders include Senzo Mchunu, the suspended police minister who is under investigation for corruption, and Bheki Cele, the former police minister who has been linked to alleged criminal kingpins.
More Contenders
The list of contenders continues with John Steenhuisen, the DA leader who abused his party-allocated credit card, and Brown Mogotsi, the alleged spy who admitted to lying under oath. Imogen Mashazi, the former Ekurhuleni city manager, is also in the running after her disdainful appearance before the Madlanga commission of inquiry. Julius Mkhwanazi, the deputy chief of the Ekurhuleni metro police department, is another contender after he sweated buckets during his appearance before the commission. Finally, there’s Donald Trump, the US president who continues to spread misinformation about South Africa and has boycotted the G20 summit in Joburg.
The Madlanga Commission of Inquiry
The Madlanga commission of inquiry has played a significant role in exposing the extent to which clowns are or have been in charge of cities and government institutions. The commission has heard testimony from several individuals, including Imogen Mashazi and Julius Mkhwanazi, who have demonstrated a blatant disregard for the law and public accountability. The commission’s findings have been damning, revealing a culture of corruption and misconduct that goes all the way to the top.
Conclusion
As the year comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on the individuals who have made headlines for all the wrong reasons. The "mampara of the year" award is a tongue-in-cheek recognition of the public figures who have demonstrated exceptional levels of buffoonery, corruption, and misconduct. The public is invited to vote for the "mampara of the year" from the list of contenders, which includes Selby Mbenenge, Nobuhle Nkabane, Tebogo Malaka, Senzo Mchunu, Bheki Cele, John Steenhuisen, Brown Mogotsi, Imogen Mashazi, Julius Mkhwanazi, and Donald Trump. Who will be crowned the "mampara of the year"? Only time will tell.