Key Takeaways:
- Nikki Glaser delivered a hilarious monologue at the Golden Globes, joking about various topics and celebrities.
- She poked fun at A-listers, including George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Michael B. Jordan.
- Glaser also jokingly referred to some of the year’s biggest blockbusters, including "Sinners" and "Wicked: For Good".
- She encouraged several celebrities, including Guillermo del Toro and James Cameron, to continue doing what they’re doing.
- Glaser ended her monologue by thanking the audience and encouraging older celebrities, like Steve Martin and Martin Short, to keep working.
Introduction to the Monologue
Nikki Glaser kicked off the Golden Globes with a hilarious monologue, where no person nor topic appeared to be off limits. Walking out to "Style" by Taylor Swift, Glaser started her monologue by dryly joking that the glitzy annual award show is, "without a doubt, the most important thing that’s happening in the world right now." This set the tone for the rest of her monologue, which was filled with witty jokes and clever references.
Joking About Current Events
The comedian went on to quip about certain other newsy events, including referring to the Justice Department’s release of the Jeffrey Epstein files, the sale of Warner Bros. Discovery, and the overhaul at CBS. These jokes showcased Glaser’s ability to tackle tough topics with humor and ease. She also demonstrated her knowledge of current events and her willingness to poke fun at them. By doing so, she was able to connect with the audience and create a lighthearted atmosphere.
Poking Fun at A-Listers
Glaser pivoted to some of the A-listers in the room, joking about how George Clooney basically played himself in "Jay Kelly" (a film about a seasoned actor coming to terms with his legacy). She also asked him a much more pressing question about whether he would be able to help troubleshoot her Nespresso machine for her, a product for which he is a spokesperson. This joke was a clever way to poke fun at Clooney’s endorsement deals and his reputation as a charming, yet slightly aging, actor. Glaser also took aim at Leonardo DiCaprio, joking that he has made impressive achievements in his career all "before your girlfriend turned 30." This joke was a lighthearted way to poke fun at DiCaprio’s reputation for dating younger women.
Joking About Blockbusters
Glaser also took aim at some of the stars of this year’s biggest blockbusters, including "Sinners" star Michael B. Jordan. She joked about how "awesome" it was that he played twins on screen, later apologizing to his mother who was sitting right next to him. She also poked fun at how long "Wicked: For Good" was (the film clocks in at over 2 hours long). The film’s star Ariana Grande nodded in agreement when the camera cut to her. Glaser then joked about how Timothée Chalamet is the "first actor in history to have to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong." These jokes showcased Glaser’s ability to poke fun at popular culture and the celebrities who are a part of it.
A Moment of Sincerity
Glaser got serious for a moment, saying that it’s a privilege to be up on that stage tonight, and that she’s the host, "but I’m honestly such a massive fan." This moment of sincerity was a nice break from the jokes and showed that Glaser is genuinely passionate about the industry and the people in it. She went on to call out some of the evening’s biggest stars, encouraging them to keep on doing what they’re doing. This was a heartfelt moment that showcased Glaser’s appreciation for the celebrities and the work they do.
Encouraging Celebrities
Glaser encouraged several celebrities, including directors Guillermo del Toro and James Cameron, to continue doing what they’re doing. She jokingly referred to their films "Frankenstein" and "Avatar: Fire and Ash," respectively, as "weird monster sex movies." This joke was a lighthearted way to poke fun at the often unusual nature of their films. Glaser also encouraged other celebrities, such as Noah Wyle, Paul Mescal, and Jacob Elordi, to keep doing what they’re doing. She even joked that Mescal and Elordi are the "same person" to her mom, which was a funny way to poke fun at the often confusing nature of celebrity culture.
Conclusion
Lastly, Glaser encouraged Steve Martin and Martin Short to "keep proving to us that in this industry, you are never, ever too old to still need money." This joke was a clever way to poke fun at the often ageist nature of the entertainment industry. It was also a heartfelt moment that showcased Glaser’s appreciation for the older celebrities who continue to work and entertain audiences. Overall, Glaser’s monologue was a hilarious and lighthearted way to start the Golden Globes. It set the tone for a fun and entertaining evening, and showcased Glaser’s ability to poke fun at celebrities and popular culture.
